by she2489281 (48)

Any chance any of these ever come up for grabs?
I would..

by hijo (491)

Avoid panty-lines with the Zoot Zenith Wetzoot. Damn that's hot. Don't forget the WD40 or Pam or something... Wait- was I thinking out loud? Never mind.

by rpt2451186 (13)

150 cable locks. Lets all get comfy.

by JT (31)

To all Castelli runs super small. size up 2 sizes from your reg PI size. If you don't read this, you will be returning these. (trust me!)

by hijo (491)

You can ride your llama and eat it, too.

by odiggity (2)

by bigSAC (180)

Tina, come get some ham.

I did a 5K yesterday in 18:21 and still got beat by a 9 year old. What's up with that? Lucky for me though I went home and drank my sorrows away.

I was drunk by noon, and sleeping by 7pm.

And for some reason my wife won't talk to me today. I can't figure out why.